Somebody is going to pay.

Ok. Mother comes barging in to my room in the morning, saying someone from the AVA wants to talk to me.

Jon - "WTH!! , why the hell does the AVA want to speak with me, "
Mom - "heard of the tiger bear stories in ST ? "
Jon -"yup. wuts that gotta do wit me???"

For you misinformed people out there
$1,000 reward for info on illegally kept tiger and bear

So i get up, wash my teeth, brush my face ( see , i'm still half asleep) and go out and mee these mofos. I come out and see an old man with 4 young guys. Old man is nice enough, asks me really politely-accusingly :

"Have i heard of the case of the tigers?"
"Do I know anyone keeping tigers, have I heard of any tiger noises" ( With his eyebrows raised in the accusing "i know you got one bitch come out and say it" way.

So i have to reply "NO!!??!!" To all his questions in the " wtf are you getting at punkass, come right out and say it biatch!"

And then here comes his chirpy little fucker of a groupie and comes right out and asks me " Have you ever told your friends that you have a tiger?!" And yes, he did end it with that excamation mark of a tone, i dare say he even raised his chin up at an angle of 45 degrees parallel to the ground, with the ever slight motion of the eyeballs eyeballing me. DAYUM. Wtf is wrong with these people.

So I am like no, no . no.... ( they even ask me if my friends keep tigers.)
So my mom goes on to explain to them how we keep so many pets, and I were to keep a tiger at home I would get hell from her ( I would.)

So they make their apologies and fuck (for lack of a better word) off.

Mom comes up to me and explains that when they came in, they went all over the house, looking through cupboards( CUPBOARDS WTH!!!) and my garden, and the friggin compost heap. She said that the young punk asked her if JONATHAN K** stayed here, and she was like o, yes! And she proceeded to ask him how he knew me, and he could only smile and smirk.

Well, being the dumbasses that they are, they failed to realize that my mom is into the animal rights groups, and talks frequently with the AVA and the ACRES Grp ( where the young punks came from). So a few quick phonecalls after the whole fucking fucked up fiasco, turns out that they recieved an anonymous phone call. Saying that ME! ME!!!! is keeping a tiger in a basement. THEN, the fucker had the nerve to call the Old dude while he was at my front gate asking if he could collect the reward yet! WTF. THis is the best part, the asshole left his mobile phone number. You are in trouble my friend. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

You are one fucking dumb anonymous caller. And btw ACRES, for what its worth, the cause which you fight for is fine, its the FUCKING WAY YOU GO ABOUT DOING IT. Get some fucking manners and not be so fucking rude and punk ass next time. I swear the cats at the SPCA have fucking better manners than you. WTF. Like im hiding a fucking tiger under the floor boards in my room. I mean jeez.....

*scrathing noise from under table* ...
Shhhh hobbes... shhhh ... they might hear you.



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